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A QUICKIE FOR COCKCAGED COWBOYS is a furry weird-horror Looney Tomb novella full of slapstick smut and existential despair. 

The dolphin-pussy of the firmament contracts and lakes of bubblegum-cum boil in a vast crater at the end of history. Hyena-Man, feral and insane, spends his undying days locked in a endless cycle of Wile E. Coyote cum-denial with the only other living being on earth: The Ωstrich. At the neverending end of the fucking world, what is there to do but beat off the blues and kill that stupid fucking bird once and for all?

Collects the original short story,
HARD TIMES AT THE APOSTLE RANCH
and the opening chapters of the upcoming book,
HARD TIMES AT THE APROSTATE CRATER.

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this is an astounding work of art. we cannot overstate how delicious and delightful every word in this novella is. it's priceless.

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Thank you so much, that means so much to me to hear <333 I'm really excited to release the full book when it's ready, it only gets more erotic, more grotesque, and more beautiful from here :)

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the download button for this one appears 2 be missing from this page

Thank you for letting me know! I'm not sure what happened there, but it should be available now! :)